Space Gits Smashes Kickstarter Goal: Mike Hutchinson's Drunken Orc Simulator Already 1000% Funded

A vibrant illustration features a chaotic scene filled with cartoonish space orcs, each displaying exaggerated features and expressions, set against a bright yellow background. The title "SPACE GITS" is prominently displayed in bold, blocky letters, surrounded by various orc characters engaging in raucous activities amidst a backdrop of debris and makeshift structures. The overall tone is playful and energetic, capturing the essence of a fun, chaotic skirmish game.

Planet Smasher Games are promising an argey bargey with SPACE GITS, a miniatures based skirmish game where pissed-up space orcs tear through the megacity of Gnork like it owes 'em money (or a saturday night out in Wellingborough). Mike Hutchinson (the grand git fun wizard behind Gaslands) has managed to string together enough moments of clarity to deliver what looks like a fantastic drunken miniature skirmish simulator for Kickstarter.

A group of colorful, exaggerated space orc miniatures is depicted amidst a chaotic urban battlefield, surrounded by piles of debris and scattered weapons. One orc, wearing goggles and a top hat, holds a large gun, while others are engaged in various antics, including wielding makeshift weapons. The scene is illuminated with a warm, fiery glow, enhancing the chaotic and humorous atmosphere of the skirmish game.

Already funded: a fancy rulebook and some exclusive Kromlech miniatures. It's already 1000% overfunded! - All back to Mikes for drinks and cheap pizza right?

This ain't your granddad's wargame. The dice are strewn across the table and your orcs lurch towards them like they're last orders at the horse and jockstrap. Combat is rock-paper-scissors but with "shove, pinch or thump" instead: orcs ain't exactly Oxford scholars. You balance wobbly dice towers, and when they topple over, so does your orc.

Perfect for gaming nights where tactics take a back seat to action adventure hardcore rock and roll drink inspired story telling alright!

With 2-5 players who think "strategy" and a further 4-1 who “think drink” remembering which end of the miniature to point at the enemy might become a deciding factor.

It's on kickstarter now! You Know what to do! https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/planetsmashergames/space-gits-miniatures-game

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